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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:50 pm

Hi Bill

When I was younger living in Cyprus we were fresh from uk, me and my little sister had a pet goat we named him fed him and loved him till one day some hungry tramp took a knife to poor Albert. We ran home in tears and told my dad my dad then went to the tramps house and kicked the shit out of him infront of his family, that cheered us up. If he can kill a goat infront of two little kids then he deserved to get beaten up infront of his kids..
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Postby phoenix » Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:56 pm

Sophia I thought you said last time, that you grew up in the UK and only came to Cyprus when you were 19 years old :?
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:06 pm

when I was younger see my dad is part of your political team he works for the Cyprus embassy in uk thats why we keep coming and going but keep that under you hat. A few weeks ago he picked up Christfias from the airport and took him to his discussion meetings he's a good bloke you know.
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Postby kafenes » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:29 pm

Sophia1 wrote:when I was younger see my dad is part of your political team he works for the Cyprus embassy in uk thats why we keep coming and going but keep that under you hat. A few weeks ago he picked up Christfias from the airport and took him to his discussion meetings he's a good bloke you know.


I didn't know Christofias had BO problem. :shock:
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:33 pm

lol he most probably has babes we all have but we also use deoderant that stops us smelling of it..

lol
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:08 pm

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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:32 pm

Sophia1 wrote:when I was younger see my dad is part of your political team he works for the Cyprus embassy in uk thats why we keep coming and going but keep that under you hat. A few weeks ago he picked up Christfias from the airport and took him to his discussion meetings he's a good bloke you know.


now i know your telling porkies! if you think christofias is a good bloke! either that or you and your dad are easily impressed by traitors! if your dad enjoys beating people up he could have done us all a favour and beat the living shit out of christofias!
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:34 pm

kafenes wrote:
Sophia1 wrote:when I was younger see my dad is part of your political team he works for the Cyprus embassy in uk thats why we keep coming and going but keep that under you hat. A few weeks ago he picked up Christfias from the airport and took him to his discussion meetings he's a good bloke you know.


I didn't know Christofias had BO problem. :shock:


christofias has a big b.o problem! and also his breath stinks! i think its something to do with the fact that he talks out of his arsehole! :lol:
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Postby Sophia1 » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:35 pm

You sound like the most biggest ass hole going mate but each to there own..
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Postby DINOS SKALIOTIS » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:35 pm

Sophia1 wrote:lol he most probably has babes we all have but we also use deoderant that stops us smelling of it..

lol


difference is he doesnt wash! :evil:
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