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The season of Goodwill, Colds and Flu and infections!

Postby denizaksulu » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:47 pm

Miss Beatrice, the church organist,
was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice' he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh yes' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?'

I was walking in through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'

Cough, cough. Wheres my Benyllin :lol:
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Postby zan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:12 pm

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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:18 pm

zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough
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Postby zan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:31 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough


That bloody cough has been with me for nearly two months now and seems to actually be coming back....It is playing havoc with my asthma.

Anyway....Gecmis olsun kardesim........ :)
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:09 pm

zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough


That bloody cough has been with me for nearly two months now and seems to actually be coming back....It is playing havoc with my asthma.

Anyway....Gecmis olsun kardesim........ :)



Thanks a lot mate. and I was accusing somebody else for giving it to me :lol:

Cough cough, splutter splutter
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Postby zan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:14 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough


That bloody cough has been with me for nearly two months now and seems to actually be coming back....It is playing havoc with my asthma.

Anyway....Gecmis olsun kardesim........ :)



Thanks a lot mate. and I was accusing somebody else for giving it to me :lol:

Cough cough, splutter splutter


You can blame my youngest son......He got it first and ( Hope I don't put the mockers on him) he never gets ill. He then was generous in passing it on to my wife and then me and now my oldest son who is into fashion now and goes out without proper clothing.....My god I've turned into my dad....I will start buying thermal underwear from Damart next :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:43 pm

zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough


That bloody cough has been with me for nearly two months now and seems to actually be coming back....It is playing havoc with my asthma.

Anyway....Gecmis olsun kardesim........ :)



Thanks a lot mate. and I was accusing somebody else for giving it to me :lol:

Cough cough, splutter splutter


You can blame my youngest son......He got it first and ( Hope I don't put the mockers on him) he never gets ill. He then was generous in passing it on to my wife and then me and now my oldest son who is into fashion now and goes out without proper clothing.....My god I've turned into my dad....I will start buying thermal underwear from Damart next :lol: :lol: :lol:



.......and I thought you were a Commando :lol: :lol:
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Postby zan » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:50 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough


That bloody cough has been with me for nearly two months now and seems to actually be coming back....It is playing havoc with my asthma.

Anyway....Gecmis olsun kardesim........ :)



Thanks a lot mate. and I was accusing somebody else for giving it to me :lol:

Cough cough, splutter splutter


You can blame my youngest son......He got it first and ( Hope I don't put the mockers on him) he never gets ill. He then was generous in passing it on to my wife and then me and now my oldest son who is into fashion now and goes out without proper clothing.....My god I've turned into my dad....I will start buying thermal underwear from Damart next :lol: :lol: :lol:



.......and I thought you were a Commando :lol: :lol:


OH! Dread the thought......... :shock: I only knew one TC that went commando and the size of his wanger was to blame I suppose.....It could not be contained :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: But he used to wear the same jeans for at least three days on the trot....Unfortunate word I know :lol:...But that always made me feel sick. Mine not only is containable but also needs protection from frost for fear of disappearing :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:55 pm

zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
zan wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:




A joke for all seasons ey? Wish it wasnt rue

Cough, cough


That bloody cough has been with me for nearly two months now and seems to actually be coming back....It is playing havoc with my asthma.

Anyway....Gecmis olsun kardesim........ :)



Thanks a lot mate. and I was accusing somebody else for giving it to me :lol:

Cough cough, splutter splutter


You can blame my youngest son......He got it first and ( Hope I don't put the mockers on him) he never gets ill. He then was generous in passing it on to my wife and then me and now my oldest son who is into fashion now and goes out without proper clothing.....My god I've turned into my dad....I will start buying thermal underwear from Damart next :lol: :lol: :lol:



.......and I thought you were a Commando :lol: :lol:


OH! Dread the thought......... :shock: I only knew one TC that went commando and the size of his wanger was to blame I suppose.....It could not be contained :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: But he used to wear the same jeans for at least three days on the trot....Unfortunate word I know :lol:...But that always made me feel sick. Mine not only is containable but also needs protection from frost for fear of disappearing :lol: :lol: :lol:



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