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[PARAMED]

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed
or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and Then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
and people's heads popup over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be
cake.)
* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to
stay home with the kids or start a "home business"
* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device
to get it to work again.
* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed
to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" -
needless paperwork and processes.

[Jerry]

Paramed, take a look at the Pun Dictionary

http://www.g0akh.f2s.com/Anagrams/The_N ... s_Page.htm

[iceman]

* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed
or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and Then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
and people's heads popup over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be
cake.)
* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to
stay home with the kids or start a "home business"
* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device
to get it to work again.
* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed
to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" -
needless paperwork and processes.

love them....specially "Aeroplane Blond"....loads of them in Cyprus

[PARAMED]

* GOING FOR A McS H I T.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying
food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards
is known as a McS h i t with Lies.
* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message
"404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be
located.
* AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent
who works in a burger resturaunt. The 'no-stars' comes from
the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
to show their level of training.
* MONKEY BATH.
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!".
* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in
the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back
in.
* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before
you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in your bed instead.
* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise At 3:00am.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after
booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you
live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet
will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's Got 4 buttocks

[DINOS SKALIOTIS]

i think for 2008 we should add the phrases

"go and wank yourself"

"the wanker of rome"

and my favourite the fanos special

"you are invited to come to dinner"