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This little old lady went into the bank late on a Friday afternoon to deposit a rather large amount of money.
Due to the amount she was summoned in to see the bank manager who enquired how she came about such a large sum of money?

"I won it by betting" came the reply

"Betting on what?" he asked

"I'll give you an example!! I bet you £50,000 that by 9.am Monday morning your left testicle will be twice the size of your right one"

The bank manager thought she must be crazy and there is no way she could win such a bet so he accepted and arranged to meet her at his office at 9am on Monday morning.
All weekend he was checking his testicles every half hour with no change.
His last check was at 8.55am on Monday Morning with still no change and so he started rubbing his hands in glee at his £50,000 win.
When the old lady arrived into his office "You've lost" he says "they are still both the same size"

"Before i hand over such a large sum of money i need to check for myself, and i have bought over a solicitor to oversee that everything is above board and no cheating going on, so can you please drop your trousers and pants, thanks"

The bank manager willingly agrees and in no time at all is standing there with his crown jewels exposed to the world and the old lady with a testicle in each hand, he notices the solicitor banging his head against the wall.

"Whats wrong with him??" asks the manager

"I bet him £100,000 that i will have the bank managers b*lls in my hands at 9am on Monday"