A little Native American boy asked his father, the big chief of the
> tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white
> men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
>
> His father replied ...
>
> "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our
> culture. For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The
> Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon
> reflected in the lake.
>
> Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he
> was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies
> of the world appeared near our camp. It's very simple and easy to
> understand.
>
> Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"