Ok....We are all ears kiwi...you got center stage...go for it...give it your best shot....
Questions that need to be addressed...
1...where you loved as a child...by anyone?
2...Have been dropped on your head as a child?
3...Still traumatized from the forest fire in bambi?
4...Still traumatised from the Maori women beating?
5...Still having trouble trying to figure out opposable thumbs.?
6...Still getting stumped by anything child-proof?
You have our permission to consult MuzzyRee for any help...
PS...If I see you walking down the street with a face like yours, I would be sneering at you not alone the Maori women?