a typical cypriot covers his car in spoilers and skirts like a formula 1 car, and puts neon lights underneath , and any number of big loud exhaust pipes and then drives up and down makarios avenue all night very fast like a madman with his bit on the side sitting next to him!
a typical cypriot sit`s in the coffee shop studying everyone who enters and leaves and making remarks about them!
a typical cypriot watches the news 10 times a day whilst laughing his ass off!
a typical cypriot drives his motorcycle down the pavement up a one way street doing a wheelie and his 33 years old!
a typical cypriot loves to swear and shout-but all is forgotten 5 minutes later, he means nothing by it
a typical cypriot is jealous of his own shadow!
a typical red villages cypriot now theres a different kind of animal altogether, he drives a pick up truck but thinks its the best car in the world! with his bar-b-q in the back -

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wears all his best clothes on a saturday night driving up and down makarios ave listening to the stereo blasting out stelios kazantzis records! oh, and they always wear pointed shoes so that they can squash cockroaches in the corners of the room! they always order coka-cola so they can clean their finger nails
