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[webbo]

Adam is all alone in the garden of Eden, and by now is fed up of
playing with himself. So he calls God and says, "Is there anything you
can do to make me less lonely? I mean I'm red raw now and it can only
get worse."

God replies, "OK I can create this wonderful being... smart, sexy,
gorgeous, talented. She can wash up, cook meals, give wonderful blow
jobs, and will be great in bed. It will be called the woman."

"Excellent," said Adam.

"The problem is it will cost you an arm, a leg and a hand."

Adam thinks this through for a while and eventually replies, "What
have you got for a rib?"

[pantheman]

Adam is all alone in the garden of Eden, and by now is fed up of
playing with himself. So he calls God and says, "Is there anything you
can do to make me less lonely? I mean I'm red raw now and it can only
get worse."

God replies, "OK I can create this wonderful being... smart, sexy,
gorgeous, talented. She can wash up, cook meals, give wonderful blow
jobs, and will be great in bed. It will be called the woman."

"Excellent," said Adam.

"The problem is it will cost you an arm, a leg and a hand."

Adam thinks this through for a while and eventually replies, "What
have you got for a rib?"

I can think of a few who are not even worth that

[webbo]

Adam is all alone in the garden of Eden, and by now is fed up of
playing with himself. So he calls God and says, "Is there anything you
can do to make me less lonely? I mean I'm red raw now and it can only
get worse."

God replies, "OK I can create this wonderful being... smart, sexy,
gorgeous, talented. She can wash up, cook meals, give wonderful blow
jobs, and will be great in bed. It will be called the woman."

"Excellent," said Adam.

"The problem is it will cost you an arm, a leg and a hand."

Adam thinks this through for a while and eventually replies, "What
have you got for a rib?"

I can think of a few who are not even worth that

Careful mate, there are a few woman on this forum who might take offence

Bubbles x