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[phoenix]

Bill,wanking has nothing to do with the prostate at all.You probably enjoy wanking yourself every night - & putting a big stain on the sheets in the process.

Phoenix,there's no sheepshaggers over here.The only sheep that get shagged are ewes who are on heat getting shagged by rams with pairs of huge bollocks.

Aidan.

Thank you, too much information.

I was referring to your link to Gorillas (I know there are none of those in NZ)

[Eliko]

My apologies to everyone, I missed page two and mistakenly thought we were discussing ice cream.

[BC Numismatics]

BC Numismatics, My five year old nephew asked me if he might have an ice cream 'tomorrow', that was last night and I did promise him one.

As it is now 'today' (Wednesday), I am a little uncertain as to what I should now ask for, do you reckon it will be O.K. for me to simply ask for an ice cream ?, I really don't want to confuse the little chap.

Eliko,you should be asking for an icecream wednesdae.You can ask in any of the 3 official languages of Cyprus,or better still,ask for it in all 3 languages.

Aidan.

[phoenix]

My apologies to everyone, I missed page two and mistakenly thought we were discussing ice cream.

You haven't gotten back into the swing of things yet?

[Bill]

Phoenix,there's no sheepshaggers over here.The only sheep that get shagged are ewes who are on heat getting shagged by rams with pairs of huge bollocks.

Aidan.

Hmm

Sounds like you are getting quite excited there rambo Aidan ~ are you sure you don't suffer from sheep ticks

Bill ~~~~ with a happy prostrate

[Eliko]

My apologies to everyone, I missed page two and mistakenly thought we were discussing ice cream.

You haven't gotten back into the swing of things yet?

I was up very late last night, trying to tune up my decoy duck without much success I fear, it sounded more like a 'Moose Call' by the time I had finished.

[BC Numismatics]

Eliko,are there moose over there in Cyprus? I thought that you were going to go & shoot either a few goats or a few moufflons up in the Troodos Mountains.

Duck-shooting season over here isn't until the middle of the year,& even then,it last only for about a month.

Aidan.

[GorillaGal]

Phoenix,it is a pretty hot night over here,&,yes,I am sweating while sitting by my computer & watching T.V. as well.

Bill has admitted that he is a wanker - just like Pope Bentdick the faggot!

This is what Pope Bentdick the faggot looks like; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla .

Aidan.

hey now, i take offense to that.

[BC Numismatics]

Why?

Aidan.

[Bill]

Oh dear ~~ naive or what

Bill