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Newfoundland couple

Postby webbo » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:04 am

Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Marilyn, half his age, in a small Newfoundland community. After several months, Marilyn complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother, all Newfie women are entitled to a climax. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no doctor anywhere near.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mother and Father, would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Marilyn still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Marilyn to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.

They tried it that night and Marilyn went into a wild, screaming, ear-splitting climax.

Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, my son, is how you wave a towel!'


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Postby Phill » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:22 pm

Very good. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ....................
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