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[chrisp]

Liverpool sign a new wonderkid superstriker from Iraq in his first game he scores a double hatrick and rings his mum to tell her the good news.

"Mum I scored six goals today"

Mum sighs heavily then says "well done my son"

"Whats wrong mum?"

"Well your brother got beaten up, your sister got gangraped, your father is in hospital after getting shot and I was mugged at knifepoint going to get some milk!!"

"Oh mum thats terrible news, is there anything i can do?"

"Dont you think you've done enough bringing us to Liverpool?"

[webbo]

Glad I am not from/support L/Pool!!!!

QB x

[bigdog]

Like it !

[Niki]

:oops: Glad I am not from/support L/Pool!!!!

QB x

Ahem!!!!!

[Peterc]

i once went to the greek orthodox church in liverpool, parked outside and this ape of a bloke, wearing an old dinner suit, asked me for 2 pounds to mind the car. being with a girlfriend and not wanting to look weak, i said ive got the dog in the back, to which he replied "Puts out fires does he"

[Peterc]

does anyone know if hes still there?

[Get Real!]

i once went to the greek orthodox church in liverpool, parked outside and this ape of a bloke, wearing an old dinner suit, asked me for 2 pounds to mind the car. being with a girlfriend and not wanting to look weak, i said ive got the dog in the back, to which he replied "Puts out fires does he"

I would've replied: No, but he can sure fire one up once he gets hold of your balls...

[Peterc]

gr, the bloke was a gorilla

[suzie-q]

i once went to the greek orthodox church in liverpool, parked outside and this ape of a bloke, wearing an old dinner suit, asked me for 2 pounds to mind the car. being with a girlfriend and not wanting to look weak, i said ive got the dog in the back, to which he replied "Puts out fires does he"

My daughter was christened in that church, I can't remember the bloke though

[Peterc]

i promise you, its true!!!!!!!!!