Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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by chrisp » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:04 pm
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Re: apples and wine
by webbo » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:01 pm
Love the definition of men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All males should take heed 
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Re: apples and wine
by denizaksulu » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:39 pm
chrisp wrote:Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Are you saying they turn men into Zivania?
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by BC Numismatics » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:25 am
This sounds like a thread about women making men shaggable teddy bears.Am I right?
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by cyprusgrump » Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:26 am
BC Numismatics wrote:This sounds like a thread about women making men shaggable teddy bears.Am I right?
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by Niki » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:18 pm
cyprusgrump wrote:BC Numismatics wrote:This sounds like a thread about women making men shaggable teddy bears.Am I right?
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Aw Aiden, I think you've found a new best friend!
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by webbo » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:25 pm
Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:BC Numismatics wrote:This sounds like a thread about women making men shaggable teddy bears.Am I right?
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Aw Aiden, I think you've found a new best friend!
I thought Grump loved everyone really!!!
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by IcyNoAngel » Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:29 am
That's the fourth or fifth post of cyprugrump I see, that he does that.
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