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[Nikitas]

I want to be Vice President, in charge of vice and entertainment. What is the salary? I already know the perks!

[Jerry]

I want to be Vice President, in charge of vice and entertainment. What is the salary? I already know the perks!

Bugger, you beat me to it, can I be Deputy Vice President please Sir?

[Nikitas]

Well does the position entitle me to hire my own staff? If so then by all means you can become Deputy Vice President. As long as it is understood that I get first refusal rights as the case may be.

[Get Real!]

I want to be Vice President, in charge of vice and entertainment. What is the salary? I already know the perks!

Before you can undertake such a role you need to be an expert on the fine art of applying a veto so have you had any experience in that?

Tip: Vetoing your wife for the last 40 years counts.

[RichardB]

I have now taken control of the former sovriegn base areas of the TRCR

You may now adress me as Mr President (for life) King Dick Idi Dada

I thank you

I vow not to pay any rent for the above areas and any local TRCR Citizens living in this area will not be allowed to build and become subject to any whim and fancy I may declare (Has somebody already done this??)

[Get Real!]

I have now taken control of the former sovriegn base areas of the TRCR

You may now adress me as Mr President (for life) King Dick Idi Dada

I thank you

I vow not to pay any rent for the above areas and any local TRCR Citizens living in this area will not be allowed to build and become subject to any whim and fancy I may declare (Has somebody already done this??)

And what do you have to say King Dick Idi Dada to the UN complaining of your takeover and not recognizing you?

[RichardB]

The SB area of the united front for the liberation of Beer does not recognise the UN or the EU

I am hoping to get Mr Matsakis to become my first minister so any questions should be directed to him.

Power to the keo

[utu]

Okay... I'll claim the title of British Columbia High Commissioner to Nicosia.

[Get Real!]

Okay... I'll claim the title of British Columbia High Commissioner to Nicosia.

And you'll have the entire Canada after your arse! We're "sharing out" Cypriot territories not foreign!

[Jerry]

American deputies have guns, I will have a gun too, I will have a 120mm gun mounted on a Leopard 11 tank.