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Postby EPSILON » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:31 pm

Get Real! wrote:I will create a Marionette state (not puppet! :evil: ) somewhere in the SE section of Cyprus, a few kilometers will do, and call it the “Very Real Monarchy of South-Eastern Cyprus” or VRMSE for short!

I will also issue identity cards and send the very first one, numero uno, to the bonking Moon, complete with picture! 8)


I decided to allow you to do it.Just 85 per cent taxes to be paid to the Greek Republic of Cyprus

The president.
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:34 pm

EPSILON wrote:
Get Real! wrote:I will create a Marionette state (not puppet! :evil: ) somewhere in the SE section of Cyprus, a few kilometers will do, and call it the “Very Real Monarchy of South-Eastern Cyprus” or VRMSE for short!

I will also issue identity cards and send the very first one, numero uno, to the bonking Moon, complete with picture! 8)


I decided to allow you to do it.Just 85 per cent taxes to be paid to the Greek Republic of Cyprus

The president.

:shock: I will call an outside power to cause problems for the next 100 years in order to convince the world that we CANNOT exist together and then ask for permanent partition!
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Postby Sotos » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:37 pm

I am Prime Minister Sotos of the "Truly Real Cypriot Republic" or TRCR! Today is our nations independence day. Please congratulate us! :P
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Postby EPSILON » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:39 pm

Get Real! wrote:
EPSILON wrote:
Get Real! wrote:I will create a Marionette state (not puppet! :evil: ) somewhere in the SE section of Cyprus, a few kilometers will do, and call it the “Very Real Monarchy of South-Eastern Cyprus” or VRMSE for short!

I will also issue identity cards and send the very first one, numero uno, to the bonking Moon, complete with picture! 8)


I decided to allow you to do it.Just 85 per cent taxes to be paid to the Greek Republic of Cyprus

The president.

:shock: I will call an outside power to cause problems for the next 100 years in order to convince the world that we CANNOT exist together and then ask for permanent partition!


I will approve just the same power to control my Greek Republic Cyprus's defent (buying arms etc)and your race will dissapear from the Island
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:41 pm

Sotos wrote:I am Prime Minister Sotos of the "Truly Real Cypriot Republic" or TRCR! Today is our nations independence day. Please congratulate us! :P

:shock: Hail to his Excellency Sotos and the TRCR!

And which part of Cyprus do you wish to colonize sir?
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Postby Sotos » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:48 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Sotos wrote:I am Prime Minister Sotos of the "Truly Real Cypriot Republic" or TRCR! Today is our nations independence day. Please congratulate us! :P

:shock: Hail to his Excellency Sotos and the TRCR!

And which part of Cyprus do you wish to colonize sir?


How much of it is left? ;)
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:49 pm

Sotos wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Sotos wrote:I am Prime Minister Sotos of the "Truly Real Cypriot Republic" or TRCR! Today is our nations independence day. Please congratulate us! :P

:shock: Hail to his Excellency Sotos and the TRCR!

And which part of Cyprus do you wish to colonize sir?


How much of it is left? ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup, he's Cypriot alright...
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Postby EPSILON » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:19 pm

Sotos wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Sotos wrote:I am Prime Minister Sotos of the "Truly Real Cypriot Republic" or TRCR! Today is our nations independence day. Please congratulate us! :P

:shock: Hail to his Excellency Sotos and the TRCR!

And which part of Cyprus do you wish to colonize sir?


How much of it is left? ;)


TRCR= Mens to be Chistians, women to be Mouslims, Boy Childs to be Maronites and girl childs to be British.!!!

One part of population to have 3 votes each peson the other to have 1 and tne third 1/3.President to be a British, vise president Zulu, and secretary general from Afghanistan.

The Nationality/ Ethicity to be named Zulu-Afghanistan/Turkmenistan/Ragia.

The National language will be our nations origin language- MONGOLIAN
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Postby T_C » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:27 pm

How much is left? Am I too late? :cry:

I want at least 1% so I can call it the 'Turkish Cypriot Republic of 1% of Cyprus' (T_CRo1%oC)

....preffably in the Karpaz peninsula...but willing to settle for Famagusta if the offer is good enough. 8)
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Postby EPSILON » Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:29 pm

T_C wrote:How much is left? Am I too late? :cry:

I want at least 1% so I can call it the 'Turkish Cypriot Republic of 1% of Cyprus' (T_CRo1%oC)

....preffably in the Karpaz peninsula...but willing to settle for Famagusta if the offer is good enough. 8)


Unfortunately for you you are not allowed to participate. You are a Tc!!!
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