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Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:51 pm

I was asked to run in a marathon. I said, "No!". Image

They said "Come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."

Then I thought........ "Hmmmmnnn, I could win this....." Image
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Postby webbo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:05 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:I was asked to run in a marathon. I said, "No!". Image

They said "Come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."

Then I thought........ "Hmmmmnnn, I could win this....." Image


:twisted: :twisted: Absolutely terrible!!!

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Postby Bill » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:31 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:I was asked to run in a marathon. I said, "No!". Image

They said "Come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."

Then I thought........ "Hmmmmnnn, I could win this....." Image


I couldn't ~~ I'm getting so slow that little old ladies pass by me when I'm out shopping.

Mind you they are probably running home after picking up their pension to avoid being mugged . :shock: :lol:

I must say one good thing about the young hoodies in my area of London ~ they certainly keep the pensioners fit . :roll:

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Postby DANGAMAN » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:16 pm

If that's the case you have competition... you old grump :argue:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:06 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:If that's the case you have competition... you old grump :argue:

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Postby DANGAMAN » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:14 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
DANGAMAN wrote:If that's the case you have competition... you old grump :argue:

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You have no hair!!!
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Postby cyprusgrump » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:27 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
DANGAMAN wrote:If that's the case you have competition... you old grump :argue:

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You have no hair!!!

I shaved it to make me more aerodynamic for the race... Image
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Postby Niki » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:00 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
DANGAMAN wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
DANGAMAN wrote:If that's the case you have competition... you old grump :argue:

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You have no hair!!!

I shaved it to make me more aerodynamic for the race... Image


So... will you be wearing spandex running gear? 8)
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Postby Niki » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:05 pm

Coz if you are I'm running in the opposite direction! :lol:
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Postby cyprusgrump » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:51 am

Niki wrote:Coz if you are I'm running in the opposite direction! :lol:

No, I shall run naked to keep the weight down... :wink:
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