Bill wrote:Boody hell for that kind of money I'll marry you myself ~~
cyprusgrump wrote:Bill wrote:Boody hell for that kind of money I'll marry you myself ~~
It's not going to happen Bill, forget you ever met me...
cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:I bought my little bag of Euros for CY£10 at the bank this morning.
Coincidentally, in my post box was a Euro to Pound converter…
Imagine my surprise to discover that according to the calculator the €17.09 in the bag is worth CY£33,090.85!
I’m going to return to the bank later and purchase another 3,000 bags of the Euros which will net me a cool ninety-nine million Cyprus Pounds!
I'll have 3 Ferrari's then please! Red, Blue and Pink.
Certainly my dear… then shall we be wed?
Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:I bought my little bag of Euros for CY£10 at the bank this morning.
Coincidentally, in my post box was a Euro to Pound converter…
Imagine my surprise to discover that according to the calculator the €17.09 in the bag is worth CY£33,090.85!
I’m going to return to the bank later and purchase another 3,000 bags of the Euros which will net me a cool ninety-nine million Cyprus Pounds!
I'll have 3 Ferrari's then please! Red, Blue and Pink.
Certainly my dear… then shall we be wed?
With all that dosh I do, I do!! Won't that be biga'me?
cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:I bought my little bag of Euros for CY£10 at the bank this morning.
Coincidentally, in my post box was a Euro to Pound converter…
Imagine my surprise to discover that according to the calculator the €17.09 in the bag is worth CY£33,090.85!
I’m going to return to the bank later and purchase another 3,000 bags of the Euros which will net me a cool ninety-nine million Cyprus Pounds!
I'll have 3 Ferrari's then please! Red, Blue and Pink.
Certainly my dear… then shall we be wed?
With all that dosh I do, I do!! Won't that be biga'me?
I have an idea… how do you fancy Panama? I’ll buy a canoe this week…
Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:I bought my little bag of Euros for CY£10 at the bank this morning.
Coincidentally, in my post box was a Euro to Pound converter…
Imagine my surprise to discover that according to the calculator the €17.09 in the bag is worth CY£33,090.85!
I’m going to return to the bank later and purchase another 3,000 bags of the Euros which will net me a cool ninety-nine million Cyprus Pounds!
I'll have 3 Ferrari's then please! Red, Blue and Pink.
Certainly my dear… then shall we be wed?
With all that dosh I do, I do!! Won't that be biga'me?
I have an idea… how do you fancy Panama? I’ll buy a canoe this week…
I don't like wearing hats. What's the canoe for?
cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:I bought my little bag of Euros for CY£10 at the bank this morning.
Coincidentally, in my post box was a Euro to Pound converter…
Imagine my surprise to discover that according to the calculator the €17.09 in the bag is worth CY£33,090.85!
I’m going to return to the bank later and purchase another 3,000 bags of the Euros which will net me a cool ninety-nine million Cyprus Pounds!
I'll have 3 Ferrari's then please! Red, Blue and Pink.
Certainly my dear… then shall we be wed?
With all that dosh I do, I do!! Won't that be biga'me?
I have an idea… how do you fancy Panama? I’ll buy a canoe this week…
I don't like wearing hats. What's the canoe for?
To fake my own death of course
Don't you watch the news?
Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:Niki wrote:cyprusgrump wrote:I bought my little bag of Euros for CY£10 at the bank this morning.
Coincidentally, in my post box was a Euro to Pound converter…
Imagine my surprise to discover that according to the calculator the €17.09 in the bag is worth CY£33,090.85!
I’m going to return to the bank later and purchase another 3,000 bags of the Euros which will net me a cool ninety-nine million Cyprus Pounds!
I'll have 3 Ferrari's then please! Red, Blue and Pink.
Certainly my dear… then shall we be wed?
With all that dosh I do, I do!! Won't that be biga'me?
I have an idea… how do you fancy Panama? I’ll buy a canoe this week…
I don't like wearing hats. What's the canoe for?
To fake my own death of course
Don't you watch the news?
Mmmm - so you've taken out life insurance with me as the beneficiary already?
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