Two lifelong long friends are backpacking in Africa and whilst walking through the jungle they spot a lion who also spots them, so they start running like the wind with the lion hot on their heels, when suddenly one of them stops and takes out his trainers and proceeds to put them on,
"What the f*ck are you doing??" says his friend "you will never outrun the lion"
"No need" he says "I only need to outrun YOU!!!"