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Postby Shipwreck » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:32 pm

Driver In traffic Jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

Terrorists have kidnapped George W. Bush. They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?' . . . . .'About a gallon.'
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Postby tessintrnc » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:47 pm

Very good!!!!
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Re: Bush bashing

Postby webbo » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Bubbles x
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Postby alexISS » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:07 pm

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Postby webbo » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:09 pm

WOW :!: :!:

Did not know he had a twin :!: :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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Postby alexISS » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:10 pm

webbo wrote:WOW :!: :!:

Did not know he had a twin :!: :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)


"a" twin? He's got thousands! :lol:
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Postby webbo » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:14 pm

alexISS wrote:
webbo wrote:WOW :!: :!:

Did not know he had a twin :!: :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)


"a" twin? He's got thousands! :lol:


:oops: Yeh, I can see that, but I am not sure of the correct word for so many siblings past the number 10 :!: Anyone enlighten us :?: Poly something or other perhaps :?: :!: :oops:

Bubbles x 8) 8)
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Postby alexISS » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:20 pm

webbo wrote:
alexISS wrote:
webbo wrote:WOW :!: :!:

Did not know he had a twin :!: :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)


"a" twin? He's got thousands! :lol:


:oops: Yeh, I can see that, but I am not sure of the correct word for so many siblings past the number 10 :!: Anyone enlighten us :?: Poly something or other perhaps :?: :!: :oops:

Bubbles x 8) 8)


Let's see... twins, triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets... well I guess the correct word would be "multiples" :D
Quite a large family mr Bush has
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Postby Shipwreck » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:23 pm

alexISS wrote:
webbo wrote:
alexISS wrote:
webbo wrote:WOW :!: :!:

Did not know he had a twin :!: :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)


"a" twin? He's got thousands! :lol:


:oops: Yeh, I can see that, but I am not sure of the correct word for so many siblings past the number 10 :!: Anyone enlighten us :?: Poly something or other perhaps :?: :!: :oops:

Bubbles x 8) 8)


Let's see... twins, triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets... well I guess the correct word would be "multiples" :D
Quite a large family mr Bush has


Guys! Lets not insult the monkeys eh!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby webbo » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:28 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
good observation :!: :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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