Driver In traffic Jam
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
Terrorists have kidnapped George W. Bush. They're asking for a $300 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?' . . . . .'About a gallon.'