> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room , waiting for the
> doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
>
> The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
> a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
>
> Breast-fed,"she replied.
>
> Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
>
> She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
> breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
>
> Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is
> underweight. You don't have any milk."
>
> I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."