Get Real! wrote:Niki wrote:Get Real! wrote:I do apologize Niki, I often forget your conservative tendencies so may I suggest a crochet stitching competition for you in your raincoat and Wellington boots?
Don't forget my 1000 denier tights.
Tights? You said "stockings" back then!
So much for the horny story, I might as well watch Robin Hood...
Why Robin Hood??? Does Maid Marion do it for you then?
"Dearest Sir Get Real wouldst thou verrily removest mine woven leg covers so we can skip merrily in yonder forest"!