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[Jerry]

IRISH JOKE
"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking
up to the counter.


The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"


"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?"
demanded the Irishman indignantly. "Or, if I asked for German
Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?" then, warming to his theme, he went
on:


"Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?"


"Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"


"Would ya? Would Ya?" The assistant said: "Well no."


Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it
up a
gear. "And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was
French?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"


"Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.


So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well,
all
right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for
Irish
sausages?"


The assistant replied: "Because you're in f**king Homebase"