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by **kafenes** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:26 am

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't
allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.' He stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,opening his briefcase.
'Oh My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

by **dinos** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:42 am

nice one!

by **webbo** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:06 pm

Naughty woman :!:

Bubbles x

by **phoenix** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:09 pm

Maybe she was the nurse that took care of him before he died . . . or something innocent like that! :roll:

by **webbo** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:19 pm

phoenix wrote::roll: Maybe she was the nurse that took care of him before he died . . . or something innocent like that!

Yeh, Yeh................................. :twisted:

b x

by **phoenix** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:22 pm

webbo wrote:
phoenix wrote::roll: Maybe she was the nurse that took care of him before he died . . . or something innocent like that!

Yeh, Yeh.................................

b x

Cynic

by **Bill** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:29 pm

phoenix wrote::roll: Maybe she was the nurse that took care of him before he died . . . or something innocent like that!

but how was she "taking care of him" :roll:

by **phoenix** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:40 pm

Bill wrote:
phoenix wrote::roll: Maybe she was the nurse that took care of him before he died . . . or something innocent like that!

but how was she "taking care of him"

Well, you know, perfectly legitimate bed-baths etc. :roll:

How should I know anyway? I'm not a nurse . . . use your imagination.

I'm sure they need some compensations for having to take care of sick people :lol:

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