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[denizaksulu]

There was this travelling salesman, driving along the Motorway.

The weather was hot and he was peckish. It was nearing lunchtime. He bagan looking for a decent place to eat.

He saw a restaurant with a carpark full of nice cars.

He thought that this must be a good place to eat , with all these cars there.

He pulled in and with difficulty managed to find parking space.

As soon as he entered the restaurant he was surprised as there was no one at the tables.

He beckoned towards the 9 year old boy standing idly behind the counter and asked him where all the customers were and pointed out all the cars in the carpark..

The boy told the salesman that there were no customers and that the cars belonged to him.

The man asks the boy "how come? "

"Simple " says the boy. "I have a dare with the customers (men) they lose the dare, and I get their cars".

"How do you do that?" asks the man. "What is the dare?"

"Well" says the boy, "Its simple, I ask them to copy everything I do", "if they fail, I get the car".

The man at first does not want to believe the boy, then he says "ok, your dare is on".

The boy calls his elder sister 17 year old Donna to the table. He caresses the girls hair and asks the man to do the same. The man complies.

Next the boy kisses the girl on the cheek. The man happily complies again.
Then the boy begins to caress the girls breasts. The man is now getting excited and does the same. The man is clearly enjoying this bet.

The boy then runs his fingers up the girls skirt and begins to rub her underneath the skirt.

The man by now is now sweating. He releases his tie and loosens his collar and does the same. The man thinks, OMG I never want this to end.

The boy undoes his trousers takes his little penis in his hand and bends it in half.

The man puts his hand in his pocket, takes out his car keys and hands them over to the boy.

[phoenix]

Denizaksulu !!!

. . . no wonder you've been acting strange all day

[IcyNoAngel]

brilliant