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A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.

The director said: "We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub".

The visitor sad: "Oh i see, a normal person would choose the bucket because its the biggest".

The director said: "NO a normal person would pull the f*cking plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"