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There was this travelling salesman, driving along the Motorway towards

Larnaca.

He had left his office midmorning in Limasol. The weather was hot and he was peckish. It was nearing lunchtime. He bagan looking for a decent place to eat.

At the junction where the roads from Nicosia, Limasol and Larnaca meet,

he saw a restaurant with a carpark full of nice cars.

He thought that this must be a good place to eat with all these cars there.

He pulled up and with difficulty managed to find parking space.

As soon as he entered the restaurant he was surprised as there were no customers at the tables.

He beckoned towards the 9 year old boy who was standing idly behind the counter and asked him where all the customers were and pointed out all the cars in the carpark.

The boy told the salesman that there were no customers and that all the cars belonged to him.

The man asks the boy "how come? ",

"Simple " says the boy. "I dare the customers (men) they lose the dare, and I get their cars".

"How do you do that?" asks the man. "What is the dare?"

"Well" says the boy, "Its simple, I dare them to copy everything I do", "if they fail, I get the car".

The man at first does not want to believe the boy, then he says "ok, your dare is on".

The boy calls his elder sister, 17 year old Maria to the table. She had lovely dark hair, almond like dark brown eyes and a smile to match.

The boy proceeds to caress the girls hair and asks the man to do the same.

The man complies.

Next, the boy kisses the girl on the cheek. The man happily complies again.

Then the boy begins to caress the girls breasts. The man is now getting excited and does the same. The man is clearly enjoying this dare.

The boy then runs his fingers up the girls skirt and begins to 'play' with her underneath her printed dress.

The man is now sweating. He releases his tie and loosens his collar and does the same. The man thinks, OMG I never want this to end.

The boy undoes his trousers takes his little dick in his hand and bends it in half.

The man puts his hand in his pocket, takes out his car keys and hands them over to the boy and beats a hasty retreat.