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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'", replies Johnny.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f*cking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"

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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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