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Not my favorite but some people might like it!






A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
door where a drunk, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
push.

"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3 o'clock in
the morning & pouring down." He slams the door and returns to
bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push!"

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it
is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months
ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be
ashamed of yourself!"

The husband gets dressed and goes out into the
pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello. Are you still
there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the
husband.

"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the
darkness.


"Where are you?" asks the husband.


"Over here..... on the swing!" replies the
drunk!!!!

[iceman]

nice1.....