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[Acorn]

This joke is even older than the Mummy Mummy joke and probably as sad.
Cheers Dot and Dave


Poor old Dave, he has serious problems and even Viagra will not help.
His doctor has tried everything and only has one last thing to try.
"Go down town and see my friend the witch doctor" he says.

Dave is desperate so he goes along to see Willie the witch doctor.

Willie says " I can help you with this special potion, take it and you will be granted three
wonderful moments of passion with your wife and it will cost you 300 Cyprus pounds"
Dave is uncertain but thought why not , it is worth a try and buys the potion.
"You will have to take it now as I chant the magic words said Willie and afterwards
when you are ready to make love say honk and when you want to finish say honk honk"
Dave drinks the potion and thinks hey , I should be at home with my wife.
On his way home he starts to have some doubts so stops in a doorway.
"Honk" he whispers and whooooaaaaa - Life comes to a certain member that has not stirred for many a year.
He is so embarrassed by this that he immediately shouts "honk honk" and much to his relief
things return to normal.

"Must get home to my wife Dot and give her a special treat" he says but in his haste he steps in
front of a car as he crosses the road
"Honk" goes the car "Honk Honk" says dave to cover his embarrassment.

Dave is frantic now and rushes indoors and shouts to Dot
"Get upstairs and be prepared for the time of your life"
They rush upstairs and jump onto the bed
"Honk" says Dave
"What's all this f**cking Honk Honk business" says Dot

[Bill]

Old or not ~ it's one i haven't heard before.



Bill

[Acorn]

Bloody ding dong ... that makes me older than you Bill

[Bill]

Bloody ding dong ... that makes me older than you Bill

Doubt it ~~ you're still working ~ I'm not