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[Acorn]

"Mummy mummy.... why do I keep running round in circles"


"Shut up or else I will nail your other foot to the floor"

[webbo]

"Mummy mummy.... why do I keep running round in circles"


"Shut up or else I will nail your other foot to the floor"

Sick

Bubbles x

[Bill]

Bloody hell

The mummy jokes were doing the rounds some 50 years ago when I was in junior school .

can you not come up with something more recent and of course hopefully funny.

Here's some more mummy jokes as you seem to like them.

Mummy mummy baby joe has swallowed my pen and is chocking
never mind dear ~ use your pencil.

Mummy mummy can I play with grandma again
no you can't luv ~ you've dug her up twice this week already.

And the last one ~~~ honest

Mummy mummy can ~I lick the bowl out ( cake mix bowl )
no you can't ~ pull the chain like every one else does.

Oh not forgetting the rhymes heard at school.

There was a young lady from Leeds
that swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour her t*ts were a flower
And here fan*ny was covered in weeds.


There was a young man from ryll
who swallowed an atomic pill
his nuclear organ was found in Glamorgan
and his b*lls on a tree in Brazil

It's amazing what you can learn at junior school ~~ and what's worse I'd only just learnt to speak English at that time


Bill