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Awful neighbours

Postby Bill » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:12 am

I thought this one is worth a laugh :wink:



We have a huge council house in our street.

The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce
Dogs.

Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number
plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist
comments.

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and
his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
once thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

They are out of control..............


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Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
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Postby Niki » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:15 am

So true - bit of a worry!!! :lol:
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Re: Awful neighbours

Postby webbo » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:20 pm

:D :D :D LIKE IT :!:

BUBBLES X 8) 8) 8)
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Postby joanna » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:33 am

OMG P***ing myself, so very true, v good, keep em coming
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Postby phoenix » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:48 am

Lateral thinking! Unfortunately, sadly, pathetically true. :lol:

Can't wait to move to Cyprus and stop financing inherited imbecilic traits! :D

( . . . or do we have to help support the TCs instead :? )
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