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[chrisp]

A postman was retiring.
As he delivers his last round of letters he knocks on every door to say goodbye to customers that he has served loyally for 40 years through snow, rain and everything mother nature can throw at him.

On the last but one door it was answered by the gorgeous blonde he has fancied ever since she moved in, wearing a see-through nightie, she takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs to the bedroom where she proceeds to undress him and make love to him.
When they finish she takes him back downstairs into the kitchen and cooks him the biggest english breakfast he has ever had.
He notices by the side of the mug of tea there is a pound coin.

"excuse me" he says, " but we have just had the most incredible sex, the breakfast is better than anything i have ever had, why the pound???"

"Well" she says, " when i mentioned to my husband that you were retiring he said f*ck him give him a pound. The breakfast was my idea!!!"

[webbo]

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

[chrisp]

hope your ok bubbles

best wishes

[LENA]

:lol:

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

Sorry to hear that Bubbles, well I am glad you are safe and still smiling.

[Niki]

:lol:

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

Best wishes Bubbles - such a shock for you!

[webbo]

:lol:

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

Best wishes Bubbles - such a shock for you!

Thank you so very much for you kind wishes, Lena mou, Niki mou and Chrisp mou, you are all so kind. I was very shocked to say the least but I must have gone into 'auto pilot' as I had to drive home too (Webbo had been drinking and I was only on water!).
Have not been able to contact insurance company - shut Saturdays so I can only assume no accidents as weekends here Will wait and see what Monday brings and will give you complete story then.
What bothers me is that the police did not breathalyse either myself (no problem there though as I never drink if I am the driver) or the other driver. WHY? Surely this should be a formality Of course I only thought of that after the event, good old hindsight!
Will the other driver accept responsibility, I guess not, but will wait and see. He was so young too, he must have been in shock. Mind you, his 'uncle' appeared out of nowhere too and then disappeared just as quickly, if you know what I mean

Anyway, thanks my dear forum friends

Enjoy your weekend

Bubbles x

[LENA]

:lol:

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

Best wishes Bubbles - such a shock for you!

Thank you so very much for you kind wishes, Lena mou, Niki mou and Chrisp mou, you are all so kind. I was very shocked to say the least but I must have gone into 'auto pilot' as I had to drive home too (Webbo had been drinking and I was only on water!).
Have not been able to contact insurance company - shut Saturdays so I can only assume no accidents as weekends here Will wait and see what Monday brings and will give you complete story then.
What bothers me is that the police did not breathalyse either myself (no problem there though as I never drink if I am the driver) or the other driver. WHY? Surely this should be a formality Of course I only thought of that after the event, good old hindsight!
Will the other driver accept responsibility, I guess not, but will wait and see. He was so young too, he must have been in shock. Mind you, his 'uncle' appeared out of nowhere too and then disappeared just as quickly, if you know what I mean

Anyway, thanks my dear forum friends

Enjoy your weekend

Bubbles x

Thats the bad thing here...when a relative appear the guy/lady tend to deny that it was his/her fault ...act as they told him/her! And the first thing is deny it and we will sort it out later! If you know what I mean!!

Good luck with that!

[webbo]

:lol:

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

Best wishes Bubbles - such a shock for you!

Thank you so very much for you kind wishes, Lena mou, Niki mou and Chrisp mou, you are all so kind. I was very shocked to say the least but I must have gone into 'auto pilot' as I had to drive home too (Webbo had been drinking and I was only on water!).
Have not been able to contact insurance company - shut Saturdays so I can only assume no accidents as weekends here Will wait and see what Monday brings and will give you complete story then.
What bothers me is that the police did not breathalyse either myself (no problem there though as I never drink if I am the driver) or the other driver. WHY? Surely this should be a formality Of course I only thought of that after the event, good old hindsight!
Will the other driver accept responsibility, I guess not, but will wait and see. He was so young too, he must have been in shock. Mind you, his 'uncle' appeared out of nowhere too and then disappeared just as quickly, if you know what I mean

Anyway, thanks my dear forum friends

Enjoy your weekend

Bubbles x

Thats the bad thing here...when a relative appear the guy/lady tend to deny that it was his/her fault ...act as they told him/her! And the first thing is deny it and we will sort it out later! If you know what I mean!!

Good luck with that!

I hear and fully understand you gori mou.

Bubbles x

[LENA]

:lol:

Need a good laugh after being smashed into on my way home tonight! Shocked but still alive, damage to car - of course! Will tell more tomorrow after garage and insurance etc

Bubbles x

Best wishes Bubbles - such a shock for you!

Thank you so very much for you kind wishes, Lena mou, Niki mou and Chrisp mou, you are all so kind. I was very shocked to say the least but I must have gone into 'auto pilot' as I had to drive home too (Webbo had been drinking and I was only on water!).
Have not been able to contact insurance company - shut Saturdays so I can only assume no accidents as weekends here Will wait and see what Monday brings and will give you complete story then.
What bothers me is that the police did not breathalyse either myself (no problem there though as I never drink if I am the driver) or the other driver. WHY? Surely this should be a formality Of course I only thought of that after the event, good old hindsight!
Will the other driver accept responsibility, I guess not, but will wait and see. He was so young too, he must have been in shock. Mind you, his 'uncle' appeared out of nowhere too and then disappeared just as quickly, if you know what I mean

Anyway, thanks my dear forum friends

Enjoy your weekend

Bubbles x

Thats the bad thing here...when a relative appear the guy/lady tend to deny that it was his/her fault ...act as they told him/her! And the first thing is deny it and we will sort it out later! If you know what I mean!!

Good luck with that!

I hear and fully understand you gori mou.

Bubbles x

It's K ...kori mou ... Bubbles mou!