A middle-aged woman
seemed sheepish as she
visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor,
" you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that,"
the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again,
plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what 's wrong with me!," she implored,
"I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting
hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late....look away!!)
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"You're simply going through the change!
Bubbles x
