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Stop choking - Aussie style

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Stop choking - Aussie style

Postby LENA » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:18 pm

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
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Postby webbo » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:26 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby raiseurfist » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :roll:
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Postby Hazza » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:56 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Niki » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:05 pm

That's great!!! :lol:
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Re: Stop choking - Aussie style

Postby webbo » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:02 am

:lol: :lol:




lena mou, that was a cracker :!:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Bill » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:41 am

I'm impressed Lena ~~ that was a good one :lol:

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Postby LENA » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:48 am

Bill wrote:I'm impressed Lena ~~ that was a good one :lol:

Bill


That mean you do not enjoy the rest of the jokes i post?? :cry:


Glad you all enjoy it guys...pervy minds huh? :wink: Just kidding
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:53 am

LENA wrote:
Bill wrote:I'm impressed Lena ~~ that was a good one :lol:

Bill


That mean you do not enjoy the rest of the jokes i post?? :cry:


Glad you all enjoy it guys...pervy minds huh? :wink: Just kidding



You do kid a lot Lena :oops: :oops:
Whats pervy about it? Innocence shows :lol:
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Postby Bill » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:01 am

LENA wrote:
Bill wrote:I'm impressed Lena ~~ that was a good one :lol:

Bill


That mean you do not enjoy the rest of the jokes i post?? :cry:




Yes of course I do Lena.

But that one was particularly good.

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