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Blond!!!

Postby LENA » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:51 pm

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.
So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint
a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to
the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if
she
is OK.
She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a
parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and it said . . ....







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Re: Blond!!!

Postby webbo » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:53 pm

:twisted: That is terrible! Glad I am not a blonde though!!

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Postby Zorba » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:45 pm

We will take your word for it.
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Postby bigdog » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:32 pm

:lol: Must show this to the wife :)
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Postby webbo » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:32 pm

Zorba wrote:We will take your word for it.


I tell the truth. I once went blonde and it was terrible. :P Never again I tell you :eyecrazy: I am staying brunette :!:

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