Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female Boss.
> Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls
> decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
> After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know
> they went home early?
>
> The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
> spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
>
> The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
> before meeting a dinner date.
>
> The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
> when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
> Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see
> her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept
> out of her house.
>
> The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
> to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go
> with them.
>
> 'No way,' the blonde exclaimed. 'I almost got caught yesterday.'