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Postby webbo » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:37 pm

Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand ...

And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)


No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.? (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know more than you did before!

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Natty » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:39 pm

But what if you knew all that stuff before? 8) :wink: :lol:
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Postby webbo » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:42 pm

Natty wrote:But what if you knew all that stuff before? 8) :wink: :lol:


You must be a brain box then :wink: :wink:

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Postby Natty » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:45 pm

webbo wrote:
Natty wrote:But what if you knew all that stuff before? 8) :wink: :lol:


You must be a brain box then :wink: :wink:

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I sure am! 8)

I just pretend not be, you know, so other people don't feel so bad... :wink: :lol:

(Thanks for the interesting Info though, I do love learning new things, that way, if you ever stumble across a pub quiz you'll be fine.. :wink: :) )
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Postby webbo » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:49 pm

Natty wrote:
webbo wrote:
Natty wrote:But what if you knew all that stuff before? 8) :wink: :lol:


You must be a brain box then :wink: :wink:

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I sure am! 8)

I just pretend not be, you know, so other people don't feel so bad... :wink: :lol:


Good girl :) I had to post it for those out there who did not know :twisted: :lol:

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Postby Get Real! » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:51 pm

Webbo, can you take it easy a bit with all these jokes you're posting? I log on to engage in an interesting discussion and all I ever see these days are your joke posts!
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Postby Natty » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:54 pm

webbo wrote:
Natty wrote:
webbo wrote:
Natty wrote:But what if you knew all that stuff before? 8) :wink: :lol:


You must be a brain box then :wink: :wink:

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I sure am! 8)

I just pretend not be, you know, so other people don't feel so bad... :wink: :lol:


Good girl :) I had to post it for those out there who did not know :twisted: :lol:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)


Fair enough, we have to give those poor people a chance to learn.... :( :wink: :lol:
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:55 pm

I don't trust all of that... maybe some 8)
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Postby webbo » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:56 pm

Get Real! wrote:Webbo, can you take it easy a bit with all these jokes you're posting? I log on to engage in an interesting discussion and all I ever see these days are your joke posts!


:twisted: :twisted: Sorry to disappoint but try logging onto the General Chat and not Jokes and Enigmas then :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Get Real! » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:25 pm

webbo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:Webbo, can you take it easy a bit with all these jokes you're posting? I log on to engage in an interesting discussion and all I ever see these days are your joke posts!


:twisted: :twisted: Sorry to disappoint but try logging onto the General Chat and not Jokes and Enigmas then :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Any chance of Webbo claiming back his forum account? You do realise Bubbles I hope that most of us in here are from 30...80 years old? :?
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