Get Real! wrote:webbo wrote:Get Real! wrote:Webbo, can you take it easy a bit with all these jokes you're posting? I log on to engage in an interesting discussion and all I ever see these days are your joke posts!
Sorry to disappoint but try logging onto the General Chat and not Jokes and Enigmas then
BUBBLES NOT WEBBO! X
Any chance of Webbo claiming back his forum account? You do realise Bubbles I hope that most of us in here are from 30...80 years old?
Get Real
Webbo still has his forum account!!!!!
Bubbles uses this account because it will not allow two accounts on this forum to operate with only one e-mail address. I do not want any extra e-mail accounts.
It would not make any difference if Bubbles had her own account as she would still be free to post what ever she wanted subject to approval by the administrator.
I admit I screen what I want to read by subject and generally do not pay any attention to ones marked Cyprus problem. Take Bubbles advice and do the same if you do not want Jokes and enigmas.
If you view my posts you will find most are based around the lighter side of life. Life is to short, so take advice from your own psuedonym and GET REAL.
Anyway on a lighter note for those who like to smile.
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.