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Tip of the day number 81 Men can't get a blow job?

Postby webbo » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:40 pm

MEN Can't get a blow job?

Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able to do it yourself.
Use a pile of tyres instead of a dustbin if you require deep throat.
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Re: Tip of the day number 81 Men can't get a blow job?

Postby Niki » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:44 pm

webbo wrote:MEN Can't get a blow job?

Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able to do it yourself.
Use a pile of tyres instead of a dustbin if you require deep throat.


Well doesn't that just conjure up a lovely image. :? :shock:
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Postby Smiler Brian » Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:01 pm

Or just get a mate to go out and get two bjs, then he can come round and give you one. true mates, hard to find.
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Re: Tip of the day number 81 Men can't get a blow job?

Postby Bill » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:19 pm

webbo wrote:MEN Can't get a blow job?

Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able to do it yourself.


I suppose you could then tell all your mates that you've ~~~~ dust bin for a blow job >

OK it wasn't that funny ~~~~~~~~~~ I'll get my coat :roll:

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Re: Tip of the day number 81 Men can't get a blow job?

Postby phoenix » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:31 pm

webbo wrote:MEN Can't get a blow job?

Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able to do it yourself.
Use a pile of tyres instead of a dustbin if you require deep throat.


Anything . . . if it gets the men taking/emptying out the bins once in a while :roll: :lol:
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Re: Tip of the day number 81 Men can't get a blow job?

Postby denizaksulu » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:13 pm

phoenix wrote:
webbo wrote:MEN Can't get a blow job?

Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able to do it yourself.
Use a pile of tyres instead of a dustbin if you require deep throat.


Anything . . . if it gets the men taking/emptying out the bins once in a while :roll: :lol:



I often wondered why the bin men inspect the contents of dust-bins. Now I know. :lol:
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Postby PARAMED » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:23 pm

When asked about the best BJ ever, answer the LAST one
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Postby T_C » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:36 pm

WOOOOOOOOOW!

It like, SOOOOO works!

Thanks for that Webbo. I owe you one! :D :lol:
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Postby zan » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:15 pm

Any tips on how to get out.....Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :oops:


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How about a bit of S&M?
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Or some pure porn?
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8) :lol:
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Postby DANGAMAN » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:35 pm

zan you are a true professor

respect...
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