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CYPRUS OIL PLOTS FOR SALE

Postby Cyprus Vending » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:41 am

To All

It is our pleasure to announce that we have been awarded the rights to sell the released blocks of seabed surrounding the Cyprus coastline by the government.

All blocks have been equally divided into areas of 1 (one) Square Meter plots and will be sold on an allocation draw and on a first come first served bases.

There are ONLY 3,500.000 plots available!

Title deeds will be issued after full payment is received, please note due to internal paperwork and mortgage commitments. We anticipate title deeds will be finalized in approximately 7 (seven) to 10 (ten) years.

Ongoing yearly maintenance costs will be kept at a minimum and are expected to be in the region of $7,500 (£2,984CYP) PA (payable in-advance).

There is NO restriction on the amount of plots that will be sold to any one person or company, applications are invited from Cypriot residents and those living abroad. Please note 28% of plots have already been allocated F.O.C to Cyprus government politicians, employees, their direct family and neighbours.

The plots are being sold on an automatic re-lease (re-chargeable) contract, renewable every 5 (five) years. Invoices will be payable in-advance 6 (six) months prior to contract end. Non payment of said invoice will result in loss of ongoing profits.

We anticipate profits to materialize by year 2021, and forecasted to be 5000% of the original investment.

Price: $36.000 (£14,323CYP) per 1 (one) meter plot.

Terms: Cash or Credit Card.

Please apply by email to: [email protected]

Many Thanks for your time.
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Postby devil » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:29 am

What, have you not got Cyprus oil available in a vending machine?
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Postby DANGAMAN » Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:53 pm

devil What, have you not got Cyprus oil available in a vending machine

Nice one mate, however I think I'll take 2500 pliots (Not)
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Postby Cyprus Vending » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:07 pm

Did you like the email address?

Read it backwards!!! :-)
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Postby DANGAMAN » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:31 pm

Nice one stuart.

Please contact me on [email protected] for a serious business conversation, which is in line with your work.

No joke.
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Postby Bill » Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:25 pm

Not so long ago some enterprising guy in the UK was selling building plots on the moon complete with title deeds .

Apparently he made a fortune ~ and will probably be selling again this Christmas .

Probably a better bet than Cyprus oil :wink:

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Postby Cyprus Vending » Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:32 pm

Bill wrote:Not so long ago some enterprising guy in the UK was selling building plots on the moon complete with title deeds .

Apparently he made a fortune ~ and will probably be selling again this Christmas .

Probably a better bet than Cyprus oil :wink:

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Hi Bill

My wife bought me one!

And for my birthday - she had a star 'named' after me!!!

I no longer allow her to buy presents anymore... :evil:
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