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[Bill]

I could write pages on this subject and probably so could she.

But I'll condense it down to these few points :-

She doesn't understand me and I certainly don't understand her except when she has her moods then I understand it's best to keep out of her way ~~ basically we live quite well not really understanding each other

She's a good cook ~ still looks good for her age and is very clean about the house ~ she throws a tantrum at the slightest excuse and worries about the silliest of things .

She can have a very sweet temperament some times because even if I say something bad to her she will still dutifully look after my comforts and best interests by making up the spare bed and wishing me sweet dreams .

She's slightly deaf and doesn't hear everything I say to her ~~ thankfully.

Oh ~~ and she has large breasts ~ or at least they were last time I saw them

Yep cross pollination of different cultures isn't that bad ~~~~ is it ~ or perhaps it's that I find the spare bed quite comfortable

Bill

[RichardB]

My wife has told me to tell you that there are no disadvantages to marrying a cypriot, only advantages, so it must be true and apparantly thats my final word on the subject

[pantheman]

My wife has told me to tell you that there are no disadvantages to marrying a cypriot, only advantages, so it must be true and apparantly thats my final word on the subject

You have a good wife RichardB now do as you are told.

[LENA]

My wife has told me to tell you that there are no disadvantages to marrying a cypriot, only advantages, so it must be true and apparantly thats my final word on the subject

You have a good wife RichardB now do as you are told.

[DANGAMAN]

Pros
1. We make the best Souvla
2. We think we are the best drivers
3. We thing we are the best lovers
4. Anywhere you go in Cyprus you know someone who knows someone to get the job done

Cons
1. We are not the best drivers
2. we are better lovers than the English ? How do you know? Did you try?
3. When we talk some people think we are having a fight Especially when my dad is talking...and even worst when the phone ring
4. Time does not mean much to us, as long as we are not the ones waiting.

Lena is that a challenge/dare or an invite? Why do you think we have so many British tourists... just for the sun?

Countries which have high temperatures such as Cyprus trigger male hormones which stimulate your sex appetite.

Yes I have had my fair share of English girls and they just kept coming back for more...

[LENA]

Pros
1. We make the best Souvla
2. We think we are the best drivers
3. We thing we are the best lovers
4. Anywhere you go in Cyprus you know someone who knows someone to get the job done

Cons
1. We are not the best drivers
2. we are better lovers than the English ? How do you know? Did you try?
3. When we talk some people think we are having a fight Especially when my dad is talking...and even worst when the phone ring
4. Time does not mean much to us, as long as we are not the ones waiting.

Lena is that a challenge/dare or an invite? Why do you think we have so many British tourists... just for the sun?

Countries which have high temperatures such as Cyprus trigger male hormones which stimulate your sex appetite.

Yes I have had my fair share of English girls and they just kept coming back for more...

If you say so my dear i believe you!

By the way I am Cypriot 100% so that was not invite or challenge it was a question!

[Natty]

2. Understanding what was happening at our wedding

Talisker, I'm a Cypriot and I still have trouble trying to understand what happens at our weddings, so I wouldn't worry too much about that one If I were you..

[Southerner]

The main advantage of marrying a cypriot woman is you can both use the same shaver.

[LENA]

The main advantage of marrying a cypriot woman is you can both use the same shaver.

waxing??

[Southerner]

The main advantage of marrying a cypriot woman is you can both use the same shaver.

waxing??

No I meant for the moustache