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Drunk staggers through the countryside and stumbles on a Christian congregation carrying out a baptism service in the local river. The priest on seeing the drunk asks "Have you come to find Jesus brother?"
Shurrrrre havvve says the drunk.

So the priest grabs the drunk and ducks him under the water, after a few seconds he pulls him up and says

"Have you found Jesus?"

Huuuurrm NO ! replied the drunk

So the priest ducked him again

"Have you found Jesus"?

Huuuurrm NO ! replied the drunk

So the priest ducked him again this time until the drunk was blue in the face!

For gods sake "Have you found Jesus?" brother!

Huuuurrm NO ! replied the drunk Are you sure this is where he fell in !!!!!