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One for the ladies

Postby Shipwreck » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:39 pm

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?












The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
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Postby petrosk73 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:15 am

...and if the perfect man and elves aren't real, have a guess who was driving! :) And this should tell you why the accident occured in the first place! ;)
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Re: One for the ladies

Postby webbo » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:44 pm

Shipwreck wrote:There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?












The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.


:? So ' The Stepford Wives' is all a lie?

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