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[Get Real!]

3-Step Assimilation Program for Turkish Cypriots

By the power vested in me by the Republic Of Cyprus I hereby release the long awaited "3-Step Assimilation Program" for Turkish Cypriots!


Step 1: The current “TRNC” flag will be replaced by the new community flag…




Step 2: Turkish Cypriots will henceforth be called Greekish Cypriots and their names adjusted accordingly ie:

“Zan” becomes “Zenios”
“Kikapu” becomes “Kikis”
“Ottoman” becomes “Tomis”
“Levent” becomes “Adonis”


Step 3: All Greekish Cypriots must pass the following IQ test which they may sit for here on the forum: (You have two hours – Good Luck!)

[zan]

Sorry I failed......I will have to stick with the TRNC/KKTC....Long live the TRNC>>>>

[Get Real!]

Sorry I failed......I will have to stick with the TRNC/KKTC....Long live the TRNC>>>>

I forgot to mention that those that fail get sent back to Turkey for an accelerated Ataturk course...

[zan]

Sorry I failed......I will have to stick with the TRNC/KKTC....Long live the TRNC>>>>

I forgot to mention that those that fail get sent back to Turkey for an accelerated Ataturk course...

Not neccessary.......I took advanced Attaturk as an extra lesson and then went to evening classes because I just wanted to...You can never get too much of a good thing...What a man...He put you guys in your place and saved the Turks forever.....Long live his name

[phoenix]

Get Real! . . . . I really don't like that flag. Not the colour and especially not a crescent AND a star.

And whilst I'm asking for your wrath . . .

Greekish Cypriot is too Greek! . . . . just "Ish Cypriot" would do.

IMHO

[Get Real!]

Get Real! . . . . I really don't like that flag. Not the colour and especially not a crescent AND a star.

And whilst I'm asking for your wrath . . .

Greekish Cypriot is too Greek! . . . . just "Ish Cypriot" would do.

IMHO

I suppose you could make the crescent and star yellow to resemble more the RoC flag...

As for the "ish" I think we're all "ishes" in one way or another... humanish even.

[phoenix]

Get Real! . . . . I really don't like that flag. Not the colour and especially not a crescent AND a star.

And whilst I'm asking for your wrath . . .

Greekish Cypriot is too Greek! . . . . just "Ish Cypriot" would do.

IMHO

I suppose you could make the crescent and star yellow to resemble more the RoC flag...

As for the "ish" I think we're all "ishes" in one way or another... humanish even.

Instead of a crescent . . . how about a FULL moon to represent the whole island?

[Get Real!]

Get Real! . . . . I really don't like that flag. Not the colour and especially not a crescent AND a star.

And whilst I'm asking for your wrath . . .

Greekish Cypriot is too Greek! . . . . just "Ish Cypriot" would do.

IMHO

I suppose you could make the crescent and star yellow to resemble more the RoC flag...

As for the "ish" I think we're all "ishes" in one way or another... humanish even.

Instead of a crescent . . . how about a FULL moon to represent the whole island?

And here I was thinking all these years that a full moon represents a wolf man...

[phoenix]

Get Real! . . . . I really don't like that flag. Not the colour and especially not a crescent AND a star.

And whilst I'm asking for your wrath . . .

Greekish Cypriot is too Greek! . . . . just "Ish Cypriot" would do.

IMHO

I suppose you could make the crescent and star yellow to resemble more the RoC flag...

As for the "ish" I think we're all "ishes" in one way or another... humanish even.

Instead of a crescent . . . how about a FULL moon to represent the whole island?

And here I was thinking all these years that a full moon represents a wolf man...

OK . . . back to the drawing board.

BTW I was thinking earlier, when you were showing off about how much disposable income Cyprus has, which it could spend on weapons . . . well it sounded like a good budget to enter the space age with.
You know we could send people to the moon, or somewhere

[zan]

Get Real! . . . . I really don't like that flag. Not the colour and especially not a crescent AND a star.

And whilst I'm asking for your wrath . . .

Greekish Cypriot is too Greek! . . . . just "Ish Cypriot" would do.

IMHO

I suppose you could make the crescent and star yellow to resemble more the RoC flag...

As for the "ish" I think we're all "ishes" in one way or another... humanish even.

Instead of a crescent . . . how about a FULL moon to represent the whole island?

And here I was thinking all these years that a full moon represents a wolf man...

OK . . . back to the drawing board.

BTW I was thinking earlier, when you were showing off about how much disposable income Cyprus has, which it could spend on weapons . . . well it sounded like a good budget to enter the space age with.
You know we could send people to the moon, or somewhere

Can we strap you two to the outside so you can get a better look......BYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee