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[T_C]

Here are some comebacks for the ladies to use....take note girls!

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized.


Some insults for when they just DON'T give up!

1)Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

2)I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3)Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

[LENA]

T_C that was brilliant. I put some notes down for sure

[Get Real!]

Only kids or losers think they can pick-up women with "pick-up lines"!

[phoenix]

At the very least one would expect a 200 page dissertation!

[Get Real!]

At the very least one would expect a 200 page dissertation!

I'll go one step further and do it all in ancient Greek or Latin!

[phoenix]

At the very least one would expect a 200 page dissertation!

I'll go one step further and do it all in ancient Greek or Latin!

Now that would be just sucking up

[Get Real!]

At the very least one would expect a 200 page dissertation!

I'll go one step further and do it all in ancient Greek or Latin!

Now that would be just sucking up

Flirting IS sucking up if it works you could end up sucking down...

[phoenix]

At the very least one would expect a 200 page dissertation!

I'll go one step further and do it all in ancient Greek or Latin!

Now that would be just sucking up

Flirting IS sucking up if it works you could end up sucking down...

Oh Get Real! . . . did it hurt when you fell down from heaven . . . or did you just bump your head?

[T_C]

I would never use chat up lines....My chat up line equivalent is: "Whats gaan on?"

Well it works for me!

It's all in the eyes and body language anyways...If you pay enough attention to the little details then you'll know...if you're unsure (specially after proper eye to eye contact) then you just MOVE ON.

People shame themselves all too often thinking they've not made their interest clear enough, when really they've made it so clear that the other person feels very uncomfortable and is trying their best not to look your way!!!
Well that usually applies to the older guys...you look in their direction once and they take it as a marrige proposal.

[miltiades]

I would never use chat up lines....My chat up line equivalent is: "Whats gaan on?"

Well it works for me!

It's all in the eyes and body language anyways...If you pay enough attention to the little details then you'll know...if you're unsure (specially after proper eye to eye contact) then you just MOVE ON.

People shame themselves all too often thinking they've not made their interest clear enough, when really they've made it so clear that the other person feels very uncomfortable and is trying their best not to look your way!!!
Well that usually applies to the older guys...you look in their direction once and they take it as a marrige proposal.

When I was a young man and had all my hair and other bits in perfect working order I used a number of "pick up lines " as all young people do .As you get older you discover a pick up "method" that never fails . It takes a lot of time , money and endless hours of study.Having perfected the system have sadly discovered that those "bits" are no longer perfect in fact they are NOT functioning. Let me just say this "method " is INFALABLE , Never fails !!