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[Shipwreck]

After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see a chinese sex therapist. Dr Chang.

He says Take off all your clothes and get down and craw reery, reery fas to other side of room.

She does that.

Now craw reery, reery fas back.
As she did Dr Chang shook is head.

Yr problem vewy vewy bad you have worse case of Ed Zachery disease ive ever see, dat why you get no date or sex.

Woman says "oh my god" whats Ed Zachery disease. Dr says its when your face looks Ed Zachery like your arse.

[dinos]

Victor, after a long, hard days work, decides he needs some relaxation, so he goes to his local brothel. He enters and finds the madam. As it's the busiest time of the day, there is only one girl left, who is Chinese and doesn't know a word of English.

"I'll take her," he says desperately, as he is also in a hurry. So they proceed upstairs and get down to business. As Victor is going full whack, the girl begins to shouting "Sung wa! Sung wa!" To which Victor assumes that this means great, fantastic, etc, so he continues unperturbed.

The following day he is at a golf meeting with a wealthy, prospective Chinese client, and is trying to impress him in any way he can. Just then, the client T's off and gets a whole in one. This gives Victor the opportunity to use his newly found Chinese phrase...

"Sung wa! Sung wa!" he proclaims, to which the client replies, "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"