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Elderly Couple

Postby dinos » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:47 pm

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her ass. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise?"

The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!
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Re: Elderly Couple

Postby webbo » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:46 pm

That Dino was Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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