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Medical alert for women!!

Postby webbo » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:55 am

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel
theft is happening with other body parts as well!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I
went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick.

The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs
were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to
living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took
pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I
was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms
swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really
getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a Time. What
could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a
turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and
smell the coffee! Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL
replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know as something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every
night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was
lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Niki » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:32 am

OMG!!! :shock:

So that's what's happened! Someone replaced my tummy as well!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby webbo » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:35 am

Niki wrote:OMG!!! :shock:

So that's what's happened! Someone replaced my tummy as well!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Someone stole mine years ago and I have spent so many years searching the bars and tavernas in earnest, and please do not laugh, but in some gyms too, but alas, all to no avail!!

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Postby nasos007 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:57 am

not just for women:
every night someone adds to my tummy!
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Postby kafenes » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:05 pm

I am suspecting that someones removing my brain bit by bit so as not to make it obvious.
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Postby nasos007 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:18 pm

kafenes wrote:I am suspecting that someones removing my brain bit by bit so as not to make it obvious.

i genuinely doubt that kafenes - its just that you are learning new things.

to quote the latest great American philosopher, Homer J. Simpson on this subject:
Homer: "Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive?"

sign up for his course...
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Postby kafenes » Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:27 pm

nasos007 wrote:
kafenes wrote:I am suspecting that someones removing my brain bit by bit so as not to make it obvious.

i genuinely doubt that kafenes - its just that you are learning new things.

to quote the latest great American philosopher, Homer J. Simpson on this subject:
Homer: "Oh, Marge, whenever I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out. Remember that time I went to those duff brewery classes and I forgot how to drive?"

sign up for his course...
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In my case, I doubt that. All the old stuff is disapearing and nothing new is being replaced. :)
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Postby Zorba » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:14 pm

I woke up one day and found someone took my hair,but they gave me a big belly.
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Postby Hiyar herif » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:45 pm

my willy threatened to leave me once
he said if i lay a finger on him one more time that would be it.
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Postby Zorba » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:41 pm

You should have grabbed him by the neck and give him a good shake. Then he would be your friend for ever.
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