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[LENA]

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
Cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers,
"My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
Hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
Say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
To be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
Make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

[T_C]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bill]

Reminds me of the time ( many years ago ) when I went to a fancy dress halloween party dressed as a nun with a witches mask on .

I pulled up at a pedestrian crossing to let a group of young lads cross the road ~~ when they turned round to say thank you they nearly crapped themselves and run off screaming .

I thought it was very funny but sadly my wife didn't and made me take the mask off for the rest of the journey ~ I'm no oil painting so taking the mask off made little difference but at least the wife seemed happy

Bill

[webbo]

love the joke Lena mou, and Bill's response was priceless!!


Bubbles x