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Postby webbo » Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:35 pm

:> **An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
> tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems
> extremely upset. **
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> **Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he
> decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He
> suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
> beyond his ability to remain rational. **
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> **In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered
> up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. **
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> **A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on
> him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
> violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up
> with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. **
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> **As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down
> at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing
> his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked
> up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" ***
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> **The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat
> the shit out of a ghost." ***
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> **Happy Halloween***

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