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Postby DANGAMAN » Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:57 pm

Thanks for wrong spelling Lena
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Postby LENA » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:03 pm

DANGAMAN wrote:Thanks for wrong spelling Lena


Fixed it :oops: :oops: sorry
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Postby Bill » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:57 pm

Lena
I thought this little story might answer your original question


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"

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Postby LENA » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:28 pm

Bill wrote:Lena
I thought this little story might answer your original question


A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"

Bill


Yeap...i know...trust me i know...I 've been told so many times that I am a difficult person and that is hard to find a guy to understand me that I know what God meant!

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Postby Cheshire Cat » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:12 pm

We have been married for almost 20 years. It has always been the same, my husband has a rotten memory so forgets whatever he has said to upset me almost immediately.

Personally I think a memory like that is cultivated.
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